"So you know how like the world doesnít make any fucking sense. And working hard and doing the right thing no longer seems to cut it. In fact anyone who is in Power, seems to be either a self serving, egotistical maniac, or has the moral backbone of a flaccid wet fish. Is it any wonder more women are staying single and choosing not to have children. I mean not, me, not by choice anyway. My single childless status is purely thanks to my cock blocking dog. She is iconic but very protective.
Hi, Iím Luisa Omielan. Following the rules hasnít worked, Iíve tried. The game just feels rigged. But you canít say that. Just smile bitch. Write a gratitude journal and manifest.
Am I Bitter? Of course I am. Are you Angry? You should be.
Is this a comedy show? Absofuckinglutely."
Luisa Omielan is a comedic force of nature. Comedy's first 'BAFTA Breakthrough' winner, four smash hit shows on the bounce, a "genre defining" special called 'God is a Woman', Sold out runs in the West End, a star of Live at the Apollo; she has even been described as masterminding "one of the biggest stand up hits of the decade" by The Guardian.
Luisa has endured years of people telling her sheís too loud, too crass and too emotional. But on the contrary her audiences tell her sheís incredible, hilarious, life changing and a f*cking superstar.
Sheís over it, sheís done and she no longer gives two fucks. If following the rules in the book donít work for us any more, maybe itís time we write some new ones.
"Itís one of the Funniest shows at Edinburgh fringe" The Telegraph
"A Trailblazer" The Scotsman